Where do I sign up?

As written over at The Verge:

 

A Free app that does nothing but trumpet "Yo." at your contacts has found its way into the US App Store's Top 10 List, thanks to social media's irrepressible love for the inane. The attention even attracted $1 million in angel funding for Life Before Us LLC, the app's developer.

Can someone get me a meeting with these angel investors because I've got some ideas for stupid apps? Like one that does nothing but make the sound of a toilet flushing when you open it. Because that's what they are doing with their money by supporting this sort of ridiculousness.